Vote for Me!

Each candidate has a theme, and a strategy to get elected. Speech after speech you'll hear the same things over and over again, but for each candidate, when you strip out all of the gobblygook and similar policies, when you acknowledge that none of them have any executive experiences and all of them are sitting US Senators, it all boils down to the following sentences:

Clinton: Vote for me because I'm a woman.
Obama: Vote for me because I'm black.
McCain: Vote for me because I'm not a democrat (really, I'm not .... trust me)