Dumb things to do

Here is a list of dumb things to do:

  • Drink and then drive
  • Cut up peppers and then rub your eyes, especially when wearing contacts.
  • Cut raw chicken and then cut veggies with the same knife (Salmonella sucks hard).
  • Put on Bengay and then piss.
  • Protest Global Warming on a cold, snowy day
  • vote for a liberal

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