Dumb things to do

Here is a list of dumb things to do:

• Drink and then drive
• Cut up peppers and then rub your eyes, especially when wearing contacts.
• Cut raw chicken and then cut veggies with the same knife (Salmonella sucks hard).
• Put on Bengay and then piss.
• Protest Global Warming on a cold, snowy day
• vote for a liberal